Max Verstappen kicked a journalist out of his Japanese Grand Prix press conference Thursday. Physically. With words and gestures.

The incident stems from Abu Dhabi 2025 coverage that apparently still haunts the four-time champion’s dreams. Because nothing says “moved on” like ejecting reporters nine months later.

The unnamed journalist asked about Red Bull’s regulation struggles. Standard question. Wrong messenger.

“You weren’t there last year,” Verstappen said, standing up. “Get out.”

Team Radio

'Can we get security? This is embarrassing for everyone.'

— FIA press officer, during the ejection

Reconstructed from memory. And by memory, we mean imagination.

The journalist left. Twenty others watched in stunned silence.

Red Bull’s media relations have reached new depths. First the team banned three outlets last month. Now individual drivers are playing bouncer.

Verstappen’s Abu Dhabi grudge involves critical coverage of his title defense collapse. Apparently accurate reporting equals lifetime banishment from Max’s presence.

The current championship leader sits fourth in points. Behind two teenagers and Charles Leclerc. Perhaps the questions aren’t the problem.

Team Radio

'Maybe try asking about the car next time'

— Verstappen, post-ejection

Sourced from a WhatsApp group we definitely should not be in.

The FIA issued no sanctions. Press freedom apparently stops where driver feelings begin.

Verstappen returns to action at Miami in three weeks. The journalist returns to unemployment.

Four titles. Zero chill.