Reaching F1 now requires selling your soul, firstborn, and luxembourg's entire gdp
Another day, another reminder that motorsport’s ladder has become less of a meritocracy and more of a financial Everest that would make investment bankers weep. Andrew Benson’s latest …
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View All →F1 career path now requires selling kidney, firstborn child, and luxembourg
Lap 47 of the junior series financial apocalypse — and Andrew Benson just delivered the death certificate.
The BBC’s chief F1 writer dropped his …
F1 bosses panic about Verstappen while Haas achieves perfect stealth mode
Lap 73 of the Chinese GP: Max Verstappen crosses the line P5, immediately launches into a radio tirade about these “amateur hour …
Alpine discovers the streisand effect applies to sabotage allegations
The Alpine press release arrived in media inboxes at precisely 14:32 CET on a Tuesday afternoon, notable primarily for its timing during the five-week …
FIA discovers revolutionary timing technique: Waiting until problems become glaringly obvious
According to telemetry analysis from the FIA’s crack team of regulatory experts, it apparently takes precisely 30 days and three race weekends …
Alonso discovers fatherhood more important than japanese GP media obligations
Suzuka Circuit, Thursday 14:00 JST, Media Centre: Fernando Alonso failed to appear for mandatory FIA media obligations at the Japanese Grand Prix, …
FIA discovers revolutionary problem-solving technique: Waiting one month to notice issues
The telemetry showed normal readings until Turn 3 of the Australian GP, when the first puff of regulatory smoke emerged. Three races and 31 days …